Hannibal Buress - (x)

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

Have you ever eaten a girl out
Anonymous

officialwhitegirls:

girls are friends not food

pwoperly-sherlocked:

necrophilofthefuture:

mistakenforcontent:

officialcookie:

kygarbs:

necrophilofthefuture:

is having a penis fun

It has its ups and downs

sometimes it’s a little hard

it’s a pain the ass

oh jesus fuck guys come on

come on what?

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

rawrimamidget:

yep.
loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’