if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat
Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.
If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad
This post got progressively better.
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
when you say a great comeback without stuttering
the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences
- the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
- the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
- the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
- the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch